Out Through The Curtain

This is a list of things that I like that I do sometimes.

Say “waadup dawg” to actual dogs

Talking into microphones

Having a toothpick (especially when it is sunny and I have to squint. It is when I look most badass. If no toothpick then gum also works.)

Winking

Making up songs about what I’m doing as I’m doing it

Doing the double gun point accompanied by a “pew pew” sound

Continuing to tell boring, monotone stories that people tune out until they finally tune back in and say “you’re still talking?”

Walking down stairs in weird ways

There is more. But I can’t think of them.