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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Sandwiches
Tonight I have discovered my new favorite way to eat a sandwich.
Step 1) Eat sandwich normally.
Step 2) Right before you take your last bite say, “Fuck you, Sandwich.”
Step 3) Put last bite of sandwich in your mouth and eat it.
Step 4) Feel awesome.
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epithalamium reblogged this from jonnicheatwood and added:
Hahahaha! I love you, Cory.
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amongthewildflowrs said:
Date me plz
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playingmyheartstrings said:
your the best Cory.
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favorunmerited said:
I’m trying hard not to like this…
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brianguthrie said:
seriously, new game, called “Fuck You Food.” No matter where we are…
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