Out Through The Curtain

Somedays you have a birthday. And sometimes those make you older. And sometimes getting older makes you tired. And sometimes being tired makes you irritable. And sometimes being irritable makes you yell. And sometimes yelling makes your voice go away. And sometimes when your voice goes away you can’t talk. And sometimes when you can’t talk you write instead. 

And sometimes only the first two and the second half of the last one are true. Except for on the second half of the last one you take out the word instead.